In the wake of embarrassing and racy pictures published in yesterday's
 paper Jack Quinn felt it was best for himself, his family and the
 organization if he steps down as manager of the furtraders.  "I showered one
 time in the lockerroom in thirty years in baseball and this is what
 happens.  I assure you that even though it looks like I posed for the
 picture I did not.  I know this looks bad and even though there have been
 rumblings around the league this is not the same as when Kordel Stewart
 popped into a parking lot with another DBS member."  In a surpise move
 Bill Terry, who has previous managerial experience was bypassed for
 the open managerial job.  Homer Summa is going to be the new manager of
 the furtraders.  Fremont management said that right now Bill Terry is
 not in a good spot in his life and in the future may make a great manager
 for us or someone else but we are having a hard time justifying paying
 Summa good money to cook for one player.  
Summa's first move as manager was naming himself team chef and Pie
 Traynor bench coach.  Summa said that with Traynor losing hsi starting spot
 he will have plenty of time to help me on the bench.  This will also
 give me some ears and eyes in the clubhouse when I am back making
 Derringer's favorite shrimp gumbo.  Can't burn that gumbo or who knows what
 kind of funk he may go into.