SUGA SMACKS
By Suga Cain


Summa has told me to take a chill this year and so I have done my best
 to keep my mouth shut but no more that ain't who I am and with the
 Series around the corner it is time to let it flow.  Suga sucked this year
 and I will be the first to say.  
Write it down and run it over to North Dallas and post it for all I
 care but there ain't no way that we lose to those bums.  Fremont in 5.
  That is right Fremont in five.  I don't give a damn if we ain't going to
 to have the dentist (hildebrand)we got Suga.  Terry has been chompin at
 the bit to show those owners in the backfields that they made a huge
 mistake.  Every time I get onto the train I ask myself where the hell is
 North Dallas anyways?  I can look at a map and there is Milton or
 Montgomery or Fremont, etc but no North Dallas.  The train takes us there
 evertime but where the hell is it?  That might explain why every year
 there is a mass exodus and reload because the players can't figure out
 how to get back.Terry says piss on that premadonna Chuck Gehringer and if
 there is any close play at second Chuck better get the hell out of the
 way or he may not make it to game two.  Terry said that Chuck was the
 laziest piece of crap he ever coached.  The last one on the field and
 the first one in the training room with a sliver. Gehringer was a bum in
 Hershey, sucked in Fremont and has gotten worse in North Dallas.  That
 man has more talent than anyone in the league and continually shows
 that talent doesn't translate into heart.  
Summa is by far the best manager in the furtrader history and if you
 ask me meant more to the team than that idiot Cobb.  I also must admit if
 I had known his danishes were so tasty I would have punched Cobb too.